Anyone got much to say? That was respectably murderiferous and amusing.
What do y'all think of the next topic being "A Catch 22", 500 words with a week to work on it? Or other suggestions?
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OK, you fuckers, listen up. The world is falling apart out there. Nobody worth a damn can sling two words together to form a sentence or produce anything better than a greasy stain with a pen. Those who can are corrupt, wet little fucks who badly need their faces kicked. We've all done this before- we're mean bastards who can see through all this cheap crap and wrap our hands around the neck of the truth. We can get a good, hard, white-knuckled grip on that fucking windpipe and pull like Hell and not stop until the actuality of the fucking Thing is out for all to see, crying and begging and pissing itself in the streets like the pointless shabbiness it generally amounts to.
We are, after all, Ministers of Ill Communications.
NEXT TARGET
Myths - Describe a commonly peddled element of bullshit that you have observed to false. To more narrowly define, it must be a whopper that members of this group are likely to have heard before. 500 words or one panel of art. Due at 00:00 BST (GMT+1) 5/5/08.
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I have nothing useful to say about the topic but is there a way to get this consarned thing to display text in a wider column? Narrow columns are great for short, whiny blog posts about bad hair days but suck for brain expectoration.
Either that or give me the powers to fix the stylesheet. Somehow.
yes, I believe there be a way, yar. let's see here...
I did it, by Christ. And you now have the power also.
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