OK, you fuckers, listen up. The world is falling apart out there. Nobody worth a damn can sling two words together to form a sentence or produce anything better than a greasy stain with a pen. Those who can are corrupt, wet little fucks who badly need their faces kicked. We've all done this before- we're mean bastards who can see through all this cheap crap and wrap our hands around the neck of the truth. We can get a good, hard, white-knuckled grip on that fucking windpipe and pull like Hell and not stop until the actuality of the fucking Thing is out for all to see, crying and begging and pissing itself in the streets like the pointless shabbiness it generally amounts to.

We are, after all, Ministers of Ill Communications.



NEXT TARGET

Myths - Describe a commonly peddled element of bullshit that you have observed to false. To more narrowly define, it must be a whopper that members of this group are likely to have heard before. 500 words or one panel of art. Due at 00:00 BST (GMT+1) 5/5/08.

13.4.08

New topic.

You were late and you should be skinned alive, you bastard. Anyway, new topic, as noted above. Plenty of time for this one - afterwards we can tighten up the deadlines if everyone is comfortable with it.

This one comes from Io. Based on an arbitrary method of picking who chooses the next topic, unless anyone has some burning desire to do so it may as well be Eric.

Eviscerated by Bastardier on 13.4.08

1 comment:

Slobs said...

For what it's worth I changed this the timezone on this thing to that of London since it's being run from there. This should make the "timed post" thing post at the right time, not some half-backwards timezone from the wrong nation.

13 April 2008 at 22:40

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